Puns anddd Such

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
3. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
4. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
5. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
6. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
7. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
8. If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
9.For a while, Houdini.
used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
10. To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

1.paroxysm: an outburst; a fit
2. malinger: to feign illness or inability.
3. amicable: characterized by friendliness and good will.
4. indelible: incapable of being removed or erased.
5. supernumerary: exceeding a necessary or usual number.
6. inkhorn: affectedly or ostentatiously learned.
7. modicum: a small or token amount.
8. stanch: to stop the flowing of; to check.
9. abrogate: to annul; to do away with.
10. scion: a descendant; an heir.


Daredevil Crosses High Wire in Germany
Who: Freddy Nock
What: he crossed a high wire
Where: Germany
When: August 31, 2009
Why: he wanted to stage a spectacular climb up Germany's highest mountain for charity
How: without a harness!