5 paragraph... lasttttt one! ever (:

Dear Newspaper students of 2011,
I am sorry to say that your time in journalism will have its ups and downs. That's how it's been for me this year. It really isn't as bad as it may seem at the beginning. Mrs. Melancon is a really awesome teacher, just dont make her made. Here are some tips to help you on your journey.

1. Yes you'll have lots of blogs.
2. No, she really doesnt check them until the end of the 9 weeks.
3. Never lock her out of the classroom(:
4. Making videos seemed stupid at first, but it was the most fun I had all year!
5. Take lots of time considering what you could do for an "educational' field trip. I know yall can come up with something!
6. Just suggest the most random stuff! For our midterm, we made gingerbread houses.
7. The better you write, the more stories she'll assign you for the paper.
8. When shes asks for 50 newspaper ideas, don't stress. Just write down the first 50 words that come to your head! You can always make and argument about how you could really write a story on it.
9. Ask to play games during share time such as: odd man out, taboo, scattegories, catch phrase, or to even go outside and play red rover! (:
10. Lastly, always submit your stories on time, raise enough money at the beginning of the year, journals are a joke, blah, blah, blah. Just have fun!
(That counts as 2 paragraphs)

As a final farewell, I only hope that ya'll can live up to the legacy of the 2009-2010 newspaper staff. We've had the best newspaper yet. If I had been editor, it wouldnt have been as good. I give the full credit to Nathan and Sarah. They made the paper what it was.
While I thoroughly enjoyed this year in journalism, I can not wait to get out of here. This summer will be tons of fun. It'll be full of new starts. A new home, a new job, and, at the end, a new school. Danielle Mallett, Good luck as editor next year! I Love you! And to my fellow newspaper contributors, it's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun!

eHow

1. How to Approach a Girl & Get Her Phone Number
"Forget about using a pickup line. Never walk up and say something corny such as, "You must be tired because you have been running through my head all day." Girls usually hate that and they've heard them all anyway. Approaching like that will get you rejected almost all of the time."
haha so not true (:

2.How to Date a Male Cop
Find a place to meet police officers. Obey the law. Be accepting of odd and inconvenient schedules. Date cops in your neighborhood police district. If you want to make the most of his limited time while dating a police officer, try to date men who are stationed within your neighborhood, city, or town. Take interest in his work. Try not to worry about him too much.

3.How to throw a highlighter party
This is weird. Well make sure everyone brings their own highlighters. You can use blacklights and neon decorations to create a cool look. I personally would never have one. But it's kind of a cool idea

4.How to Tie a Bull Rope on a Bull
You have to do this very carefully. Make sure he is secured into the chute and then stand over him and pass the looped end of your rope down along his shoulders. Have someone help you and pull the rope from the other side with a rope hook. Make a knot and you're good to go.

5.How to Eat Pies Bigger Than a Person's Head
Ignore the old adage to "never eat anything bigger than your head." See it as a challenge.Stretch your stomach by drinking large quantities of water. Start a few days before you plan to eat a pie bigger than your head and complete this training regimen daily before the event.Wear loose-fitting pants with an adjustable or elastic waist.Start eating the pie on an empty stomach. Right after Thanksgiving dinner is not an appropriate time to try to eat such a big pie.

6.How to Plan a Cheap Date for two
Find out what she likes! Boys, you don't have to have money to take a girl out on a date. For instance, take her fishing or on a picnic. Make dinner with her. Take her to the first place yall met. It's not that hard.

7.How Do You Beat the Rubik's Cube?
I would tell you how but the directions were so confusing i still dont even know. You have to make a cross and all this then do the corners. idkkk Just take a couple years of your life trying to solve it. Maybe one day your get it!

8.How to Shave Your Chest
Well its best to start off with clippers. But only if you're a really hairy guy... Then after that its easy to keep it smooth with a smile razor in your shower. But be aware that youll have to shave often to maintain this look.

9.How to Be Honest About Your Criminal History
Well you should really already know what you've been accused of. But often these records could prohibit you from acquiring a job. You may need to contact your attorney to help rid yourself of certain charges. But overall, just obey the law. For real it's a lot easier.

10.How to Choose a Pet Name for Your Boyfriend
Decide what fits him best! Depending on their name you may be able to come up with special nickname related to that. Also, see how he acts. Based on his characteristics you make be able to use certain ones, like sweetheart or honey bunny. But make sure he likes it too!

SENIORS

Sarah-

Dear Darling, You are the apple of my eye. (: You are so cute, and I love how creative you are! I kind of wish i could pull off your hair, but i know that only you can so i wont even try. You're absolutely hilarious with the ideas and comments you make! I'll miss you so much whenever you graduate!

Tina-

Tinka Winka, Even though you are suppose to be graduating with us, I guess I'll let it slide. All those days we spent together with you driving me to school are full of memories! Like the time that cop pulled us over. haha! Well I can't believe you're already graduating! Only one more Stuckey left! I Love you dearly! (:

Nathan-

Oh Nathan, you are such a gentleman. You are a ladies man too! I can't wait to see you when you are all grown up and have a girl of your own though! You're such a sweetheart. And the day that I grow old and cant take care of myself, I am going to request to live in your nursing home. (:

Chase-

Chase I remember the good ole days back at Victory. I always thought you were just so cute, and the only way i knew how to tell you apart was your birthmark! Really though, I won't be able to forget this class because of you! You and Nathan always made my day whenever I came in here. Ha Chase Bethany and Journalism class just wont be the same without you!

Lakeisha-

GIRL!!! I can't believe this year is almost over.. All those annoying days of cheer practice and putting up with ridiculous jokes from caleb in Math class ;) I wont ever forget any of it! Remember our beach trip! AHH MEMORIES! But honestly I've always looked up to you and I love you so much! I cant live without you in my life! (:

Bria-

Bria! We never really got to know each other that well. I'm pretty sure that everytime you said something to me though it was either hilarious or reallly wise! You are so gorgeous. I dont think I've ever met someone so humble either. By the way girl you're boyfriend is a cutie! I'm so glad that i've gotten to know you better this year!

Chelsey-

Chelsey! So we have had our good and bad times, but I'm so glad we are good now! You are so beautiful, and I love your big brown eyes. The one thing I will always remember about you, is at prom when yall came to sit with us! I cant tell you how much that meant to me! I'm so glad we've gotten closer and I hope that you have a great time in college girl!